My homemade 'You might be a redneck if...' joke

If yooooooou've ever had to fix a flat tire - (drum roll plz.....) - ON YOUR HOUSE......yooooooooooooooooooou might be a redneck.

Oh, yeah, and if yooooooou've ever sat around making up a 'redneck' joke and then actually posted it to a blog and referred to it as 'homemade,' yoooooooooooooooooou might be a redneck.

D'oh!