Now You're It

I've been tagged by Lizza! I've read through the questions once, so now I'm just going to answer them right off the top of my bald little head without too much thought (or else I'll end up turning this into a major project, as is my wont...). 1a) If you could have dinner with any three people (except Mohammed, Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr, Gandhi) then who would they be? (don't say Mother Teresa either) I'm assuming we're supposed to choose from celebrity-types, so I'll pick: A. Jane Fonda B. Shirley MacLaine C. Lorraine Bracco *Simply because I've always found these women extremely attractive 1b) What would you eat? either steak or mexican food 1c) What restaurant would it be? no restaurant, I'd do the cooking 2) If you could force everyone in the world to read one book (except for the Quran or the Bible) what would it be? Hmm, can't say the Bible, huh? Well, the only other book I've read almost as many times as the Bible is Crime And Punishment by Dostoevski, but I don't think I'd force anyone to read that (it's definitely not light reading)..... .....it's too hard to pick just one, but it would probably have to be something by Rudyard Kipling, O. Henry, Jack London or maybe even Robert Bloch. 3) Is there a TV show you'd cancel dinner with your best friend for, if you knew that a new episode was going to be aired once only? What is it? Maybe The Office? 4) If someone told you that you could only have one hobby/favorite pasttime for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Playing guitar. 5) Which song is on the soundtrack of your life? Well, how about Plainsong by The Cure... 6) How old were you when you had your first crush? Who was it? Let's see, probably 5 or 6 I guess - Launa, my neighbor and very first girlfriend; Sue Ann, a classmate; Mrs. Salazar, a teacher; Jeri, my babysitter 7) If you could read the thoughts of any one person, who would it be? I doubt if anybody else's thoughts are as interesting as mine, but I'll pick Bill Gates. 8) If you could block your thoughts from only one person, who would it be? Myself. 9) If you could choose between life on earth forever or going to heaven, which would you choose? heaven, of course. 10) When you die, what will your contribution to the world be? oh, besides about 133 pounds of fodder..... .....the world's greatest internet meme of all time, An Space Ode!!!!!